well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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