guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
