I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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