He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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