Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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