2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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