he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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