how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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