I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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