he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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