lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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