She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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