my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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