She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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