Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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