did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Sext me about skeletons
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
FUCK WHALES
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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