Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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