It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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