Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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