what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
