She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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