There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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