I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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