This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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