I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
