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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.