i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life