so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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