The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize