At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize