gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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