I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So much rum. So many feels.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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