Your tits are I can't wait for
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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