Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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