try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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