Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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