FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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