And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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