with your own penis?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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