I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
