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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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