I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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