Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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