The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.