We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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