its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I did not marry a roomba.
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