Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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