Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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