so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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