people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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