Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.