i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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