Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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