Quick, to the slutcave!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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