it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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