Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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