I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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